TROUBLE DOWN UNDER

Hi there fellow seekers of the truth, this is an account of a recent sighting of the Twin Dragons in Australia, the Australian government have tried to downplay the incident and claimed that the recent explosion in the financial district of Sydney was caused by a weather balloon falling and exploding causing serious damage to some buildings.

As you all know that is not what happened at all, here is a report of an eye witness account

These 2 blokes who dressed like a pair of Jackaroo's came running out of a bloody great big building, there were being chased by a bloke with a bazooka for an arm, the bloke looked like a cut lunch commando. The 2 Jackaroo's were running so fast you would have thought they were in the middle of a bush bash, any way’s there they were they came running out the office only to find they were surrounded by the entire bloody eastern police force. I thought to myself strewth these Jackaroo's are beyond the black stump, Then all off a sudden these 2 men just took off in to the air like a dingo after meryl streep's 1st born. Then the cut lunch commando started shooting at them with his bazooka arm and destroyed the place i swear i almost filled my strides, after that i was out of there faster than a Taswegian at a WACA.

That was the eye witness account of a local Stonker who can skull amber fluid in 5 seconds flat.

Who will you believe the government or the Stonker?

You decide